Willow: "No. Bunch of wannablessedbes. You know, nowadays, every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones."
-- Hush, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Do fluffy bunny teenage girls who call themselves 'Summer Crystal Moonbeam' get on your nerves?
Do goth wannabes who call on Hecubus, Lord Of The Dark Ones with a straight face make you want to giggle?
Or maybe you're tired of the forty-something year old self-proclaimed 'High Priestess of Mucketymuck' insisting their wisdom about the Burning Times is a first-hand experience thanks to recollections of a previous life?